The Challenge

During the month of November 2008, all crapolians (and distinguished acquaintances) are challenged to grow an epic mustache. Judging will be by an elite squad of our wives via photo gallery on November 30, 2008. Winner will receive a complimentary shave at the old fashioned barber of his or her choice.

Each contestant is encouraged to keep a photo journal of the mustache. If there are enough good pictures and anecdotes from the event, a coffee table book will be published with all proceeds going to some sort of hair replacement charity that may or may not exist.

My inspiration for this event is none other than the great Lonnie Bruner:


If you can match this monstrosity, you rock.